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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Washington Post Planning to Bring in ‘Nonprofessional Writers’ Coached by an AI Editor With a ... - Mediaite

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com

share office space ...

No way

Unacceptable again!

NBA Trade Rumors Roundup: Kevin Durant trade could happen soon, Clippers in the mix - NBC Sports

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Most companies are already raising prices or plan to because of tariffs, data shows - CNBC

Still no good.

Then came..

What does Jesus mean in Revelation 3:3 when He states, "Wake up! Strengthen what remains and is about to die, for I have found your deeds unfinished in the sight of my God?"

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Is fellatio addictive?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Israel says Iran was racing toward a bomb. US intelligence says it was years away - CNN

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

How should one respond to compliments such as "You are so special" and "I'm lucky to have met you" from a guy?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Harvard study says Vitamin D may actually slow down aging - Times of India