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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:00

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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share office space ...
No way
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Most companies are already raising prices or plan to because of tariffs, data shows - CNBC
Still no good.
—
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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